that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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