everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
