I'm pants shitting drunk right now
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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