That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
Randomize
