Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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