Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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