he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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