This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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