I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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