Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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