This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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