I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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