the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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