i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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