"it" just moved
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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