I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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