idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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