your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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