I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Woke up backwards on a recliner
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Randomize
