so let's talk penis.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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