whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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