lets start a swedish sibling band together
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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