You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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