She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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