i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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