Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just had sex bonerless
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
The beer is more important than you right now.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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