By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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