Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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