My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Sorry about my life...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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