i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize