Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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