A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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