Dual....:-)
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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