I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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