im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
try to milk me bitch
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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