She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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