Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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