Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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