My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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