Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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