Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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