That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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