The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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