Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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