Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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