Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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