If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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