i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Houston, we have a squirter
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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