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(512): View more from Texas

Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.

(405): View more from Oklahoma

I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.

(512): View more from Texas

Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.

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(850): View more from Florida

hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.

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(636): View more from Missouri

That dog was the best thing i ever touched

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(562): View more from California

That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.

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