i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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