Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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